I write. I like to write. I don't often write any more. I think I'm a good writer but I'm not as clever as I think I am. I used to have a writing outlet. I don't any more. So this will have to do. For more about the real me (if he actually exists), check out the 'Who the hell is Mike Kilpatrick' page. Then you can see just how clever I think I am and how not true it is.

Must write something profound to sign off the first post... Err, fuck.

Through all of the islands
And all of the highlands
If we couldn't laugh
We would all go insane

Jimmy Buffett, 'Changes in Latitudes, Changes in Attitudes'

Fuck you, that's as profound as anyone can be on a Monday.